This may be the best evidence yet for safe sex. i mean who in the love of god would wwant to be responsible for any of these people. Now that ive said that, please take a long breathe of air before going any farther as you may need the extra oxygen to keep from passing out in disgust.
#5:
This is one case where he probably wasnt born this ugly, hes had help from mr wine and mrs’s whiskey. its quite possible that with a shower and a nice set of dentures dan could find a job as a farm hand or dock worker in a beer plant. i dont know about you but im rooting for him go dan!
dental dan
#4:
This one is a bit creepy and cartoonish, and is it just me or does she look like the spitting image of peter griffen.
Peter griffen as a women
#3:
Yet another one that bares a striking resemblance to a cartoon character, this time its butthead from mtv’s beavis and butthead. He can probably do a great impression of butthead i mean you just dont look like that and not catch on.
#2:
EEK! this one scares the hell out of me, the mustache really does it for me, ooh baby thats hot.
#1:
now i know what you’re thinking, your thinking you would love to snuggle up with this beauty next to a nice fire with a big bottle of your favorite wine, right? in any case just a warning don’t take her to any airports or any other area that has a metal detector as you may be slowed down. for that matter what do you think does happen to her when she flies?
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Whoa momma thats a whole lotta ugly!
what he said
wheres the porn?